- First day back at work after vacation was a series of small tortures and large annoyances. Worst Day awarded to the coworker who left his toolbox unlocked on a job site. Someone mistook it for a urinal.

- Got hurricaned three years ago today. Friday the Thirteenth - Not afraid to live up to the bad press. Had cold Spaghettios out of a can to commemorate.

- I actually hit my caffeine limit today. Didn't know I had one.

- Ordonez hit two home runs yesterday. In the same inning. Two! He's so quietly flashy when he does this stuff. Tigers - pay him more. Maggs - don't cut your hair again.

- Have been invited to go lobstering. We don't... lobster much where I'm from. In fact, I had no idea it was a verb.

- I would trade a body part for moussaka right now.